This is exactly what I wanted
So why do I want to cry?
suddenly i had a realization i am all alone. living in a town full of talking animals. not only that, i am the only support for the entire environment and must spend hours planting trees and watering dumb flowers which will wilt in a day when there are ten other residents. i also realized i am a child living alone which is even weirder. i don’t need to eat. i never speak. my only friend is a frog. my only chance at love is bestiality. i was forced into labor by a raccoon.
oh well, my as well go shake some trees and collect fruit for my entire income.
why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom
because freedom rings
stop unfollowing me
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